12/24/2006

Christmas Eve (I'd Have a Blue Christmas Without You)


Ottawa 4:24 pm. Soon I will be going to the airport to meet Leslie and we will have Christmas Eve together.

12/22/2006

"I knew him when he couldn't hammer a nail"

As a gift to the employees the Director's Board gave all the employees at the organization the day off today. I decided it was time to decorate the tree since Leslie will be arriving Christmas eve. While I was doing this I had the Discovery channel on. There is a program called Canada's Worst Handyman and should be one of the contestants? Keith Cole from York University days. In my second year Keith had the room next to mine in Vanier. I seem to remember Keith played a lot of Madonna back then.

I should ad that not only was Keith a contestant but he "won" the contest. he was declared Canada's Worst Handyman.

12/21/2006

Snowfall Update

Leslie's flight has been rescheduled so that she will arrive Christmas eve which is the best Christmas gift I could ask for. We will make our way down to Owen Sound on Tuesday for our second Christmas!
Due to the significant winter storm, Denver International Airport will be closed through the evening of Thursday, December 21. As a result, United is canceling all flights into and out of Denver until that time. Please continue to follow the suggestions below regarding rebooking on another flight. We continue to work to accommodate our customers and get them to their destinations safely and as soon as possible.

Walk out to Winter

But It's Not You Who Gets Me Down

Oblivious

12/20/2006

The Fella Who Couldn't Wait For Christmas

Leslie was scheduled to arrive in Ottawa tomorrow evening but her flight has been cancelled due to severe weather. There was a blizzard today. Not in Ottawa, but in Colorado. The weather in Ottawa is like spring going on to summer. I am all excited that she is coming period. I start my holiday tomorrow afternoon and I was so looking forward to having Leslie here tomorrow night. I feel that childhood anticipation for Christmas. It's great. I can't wait. I really can't.

12/17/2006

Dusk


It's spring in December. For the past week the days have been balmy and the air moist with the phantom expectation of bursting bulbs and buds that aren't going to come. The diagonal line that cuts across the sky is the trail of a jet. With the light of the setting sun it looks like the feeler of some celestial creature stretching the length of the sky.

12/11/2006

Ancient Computer


This is a device found about 100 years ago by sponge divers on an ancient shipwreck in the Mediterranian. It's acknowledged as an ancient wonder for it's complex gears that function as an accurate astronomical calculator. More at the Washington Post >>

12/10/2006



Taken at the Miniwanca camp outside of Shelby, Michigan, May 2003 by Red Monkey

Old Friends and New Days

I haven't mentioned on the blog how much I love my new work place. My previous position was a trial for me in all the senses of that word. Sometimes it seems that life puts all the pieces of the puzzle out there and all you have to do is make the effort to recognize them. This has been the first time in years that I can say that I am truly happy. I didn't realize that until last week when I was walking down the street and had this strange feeling that seemed to take me back to a place I haven't been for years. it was kind of like seeing an old friend except in this case the old friend was me.

12/08/2006

Argo


My sister Jeanne got a new puppy a few weeks ago. He is an 8 week old Golden Retriever named Argo (after the ship in the Golden Fleece).

12/07/2006

I'm A God Damned Angel



"This is a clip from Otto Preminger's "SKIDOO" this has more of the prison acid sequence, with Jackie Gleason, Burgess Meredith, Peter Lawford, Cesar Romero, Harry Nilsson, Richard Kiel, Austin Pendelton and others tripping on acid. Then there is a song by Harry Nilsson performed by dancing trashcans."

Dumber & Dumber

The older he get's the stupider he looks

Once a Dick

Trying to get attention ever so desperately >>

Revved Up Like a Deuce, Another Runner in the Night

Last night I bought my first mp3 player and went to see a James Bond movie. This makes me a very pathetic panda I suppose. However I love my mpio. It's no iPod but I could get one for everyone in my family for the price of one mpio. It's a flash memory (1gb) unit which gives me more music in a day than I can listen too. My first portable music unit was a Sanyo walkman type machine (1979) It was about the size of the Penguin Tale of two Cities paperback. I could play 5 or 6 songs then had to flip the tape. In otherwords I am amazed by this jukebox tube.

Now about the Bond film. I never was a fan. I grew up with Roger Moore as Bond. Moonraker. Bond was always this Playboy dink. What was nice about this take on Cassino Royale was that Bond was both more brutal and more sensitive. Also more incredible and more a person. they cranked this up to 11 and sat down to talk about 'feelings'.

Daniel Craig is an excellent Bond. This film which follows Ian Fleming's book a bit more honourably, explains how Bond become the man he is.






You may want to note that he has freaky ears.

12/03/2006

What struck me most about this article from the New York Times on the Bush administrations public statements on taking a new tact, is how much Iraq is treated like a department within the US government. I suppose that is exactly how the bureaucracy sees it and perhaps why that detachment from reality has lead to disaster. Then again they aimed for disaster from the start.

12/02/2006

Pokermon

last night I went out to play poker with some of "the boys". I don't play a lot of cards and especially not Poker. I am also notorious for not paying attention seeing cards as an excuse to drink beer. However because there was money involved my sense of cut-throat competitiveness jumped in. We had three experienced players me and an absolute babe in the woods. I had some good hands and played by the "know when to hold em, know when to fold em" book just like the song says. it was a lot of fun especially because I came away a big winner which was all the more satisfying because I took the shirt of the smuggest guy there.

Liberal Leadership Race

The Liberal Party leadership race took place tonight and Stephane Dion came from behind to snatch victory from Michael Ignatieff, or Iggy as he came to be known to the public. I'm fine with that. I never liked Ignatieff going back to my days as a student when I had to read his essays and texts on nationalism. he always struck me as a bit of a reactionary and I really was put off by his initial support for the American war against Iraq. he was a bit too much of an ideologue for my liking.

Rick Mercer has an nice take on the leadership race which he attended. He neatly sums things up
The Liberals went into this convention with a host of choices. They could have gone with a battle-tested politician, a former athlete, a world famous academic or a food bank founder from the West; at the end of the day they choose the nerd. That’s pretty Canadian.
Dion was a member of cabinet under both Chretien and Martin and on the one hand is an old school Liberal in some respects. On the other hand Canadians don't know that much about him. It will be interesting to see how he is received especially in Quebec where he is from but not necessarily loved. He is smart and seems very capable. I am hoping that he will be effective in getting Harper out of the Prime Minister's office.












11/26/2006

Alice



Alice is Jan's Christmas cactus. She decided that she wanted to play the piano today. Her style is admittedly rather floral.

Mona Leslie?

Nov 16 2006 Boulder Colorado

From the Horse Mouth

A few years ago I complained how I found the use of the plural Legos for Lego annoying. To my ear it sounds as odd as someone asking for a glass of waters or saying "look at all the snows outside!" That's why it was with great pleasure I found the following statement from Lego.com. Even so I know a new generation of American kids are being taught to say 'Legos'. You just can't change some things no matter how important they are.

How to Fix Things the Bush Way

It's interesting to see how the US war in Iraq is now being framed in the mainstream American papers as another Vietnam. The New York Times today has a piece titled "Long After We Withdraw" which discusses a proposed American military withdrawal from Iraq in comparison to the Vietnam conflict. PBS has an article today titled "Analysts Discuss Possible Iraq-Vietnam Parallels". CNN recently published " Bush's Asia trip intensifies Iraq-Vietnam comparisons" Although they article says that the comparison is flawed what remains is that fact that it is being compared. Bush himself has recently drawn the parallel taking a positive spin on it by showcasing how good relations now are between Vietnam and the US. This of course is a bit absurd as it wasn't the war that created good relations, they exist despite it.

11/25/2006

Paper Fossil

This was an artifact I noticed this evening on a piece of old sheet music. It is a result of tears and spilt beer, I think. It really looks like a trilobite or its cousin in stone to me.

11/24/2006

How They Find me

it's interesting to see that people are still saying Legos after I settled that one and that I am a valuable source in quests to discover "who was the first person to breed a male lion and a female tiger". Does anybody know who Bob Folkner is?


Last 20 Searchengine QueriesUnique Visitors
17 Nov, Fri, 08:46:25 Google: Bob Folkner
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a male lion and a female tiger
17 Nov, Fri, 17:00:45 MSN Search: lesbian
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20 Nov, Mon, 10:22:36 Google: zedonks cryptic
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22 Nov, Wed, 13:47:26 Yahoo: "giant baby head sculpture"
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many things, of shoes and ships
and ceiling wax, of cabbages and kinds
23 Nov, Thu, 23:48:48 Yahoo: brazil pornster
24 Nov, Fri, 09:27:01 Google: glob and wail
24 Nov, Fri, 11:56:01 Google: Nelly Mcclung quotes
24 Nov, Fri, 15:23:13 Altavista: linguo
24 Nov, Fri, 20:21:01 Yahoo: invention to pick up Legos

Casper is 36.


Leslie is 25.


Achilles is 4 months.


These mountains are over a billion years old.

Classic Count

What's with Count Basie and posteriors? I'm listening to an old collection and the track called Tush is followed by Back Door Romeo. Then comes Taint Me. Taint me indeed! Then he has the nerve to plead Please Don't Talk About Me and I Never Knew. It's a little late for that after your lustful admissions don't you think Mr Basie?

Overheard in the LCBO This Evening:

Characters:
Hefty brunette with glasses and long permed ringlets. She pushes a baby stroller.
Chubby woman with died blonde hair and a nose piercing.

Brunette "Look at that Hummer!"

Blonde "I like the bigger ones. They are so sexy. The bigger the better."

Brunette "Not always."

The Blonde walks up to the front of the line and sets two six packs of vodka coolers and various other bottles on the counter. "My arms are numb."

Blonde holding up a mickey of Absolut Vodka says to Brunmette "Do you like Vodka?"

Brunette "Yeah. That's why I have that bottle in my cupboard."

Blonde "I love these. I can down three of these. In half an hour. Remember when I fell asleep in Bowman's parking lot? They had to drag me out."

The blonde walks over to a wine display "I just want booze." The Blonde returns to the line up at the cash with her hands on her bottom, "I love my ass. I just do."

11/14/2006

Boulder

We have been having a great time in Boulder just being together. Today I had a little time to explore on my own looking at cds, books and trying some local food and brew. leslie met me later on in the afternoon and it was so nice since to be able to do something so normal after so long.

We dropped by the liquor store on the way home. It was a real American style store. No frou-frou decor like in the LCBO back home, just miles of aisles of jugs of booze and bottles of brew. I decided to get a six mix of pale ales. We just don't have enough of those back home.

11/11/2006

The Flight

It only took 30 minutes to get to the Ottawa airport yesterday so I was a lot earlier than I had planned. The Ottawa airport is genertally pretty quiet so check in was quick. By the time my flight to Detroit was ready I had read all of Harper's and learned all about Obama, conservative political camps and the fact that the number of house fires on US Thanksgiving rises by 32%. Armed with all this knowledge I felt I was well prepared for my journey into the home state of Ted Haggard,
We took off around 4:10 and it was wonderful to see the Ottawa Valley with the river cutting through the hills and forests to our north. I could see countless lakes stretching to the horizon and it wasn't long before we hit lake Huron on our way south.

Detroit wins the award for the most annoying airport I've ever been in. After disembarking I was greeted by an infernal buzzing and screeching that seemed to be coming from the cieling area. It filled the airport and was so painful people had to cover there ears. Fortunately this only lasted one excruciating minute. By this time I saw that I needed to go through the underground concourse to get to the gate where my connecting flight was. The concourse was lit by these large panels of glowing light that shifted through the spectrum bathing everything in red, then orange, yellow, green, blue and lavender before cycling through again. This might be a fine effect in a nightclub or at a rave but for a weary traveller I'm not so sure.

In general I really like airports, probably because we travelled so much as kids. I love that energy of people being in transit, going to see new places, start new lives, see old friends or just new places. I also love that feeling of displacement that I experience. Airports have there own world, with different social rules, relationships and conventions. You are guided everywhere and everything is provided for you while you live in that space. I enjoy that for the time it lasts. A strange feeling of freedom in a controlled environment. Freedom from regular routine and from having to make decisions.

The connecting flight was delayed by two hours, so I finished my other magazine in Detroit. the flight was really bumpy which kind of made me nervous. Luckily I had some nice valerian tablets. When we arrived it was around 11:30 Denver time and a sleepy Leslie was there to great me. We waited together to spot my bag among the 200 hundred pieces of luggage that raced around the luggage claim carousel. It didn't take long despite the fact everyone else has black luggage with little wheels and we made it home by 12:30.

It's great to be here.

11/10/2006

Boulder Bound

I am just minutes from stepping out the door. We've been waiting for this moment for a long time. I know I'm being cryptic but you also know what I'm referring too.

11/09/2006

A Brand New Day

I leave for Boulder tomorrow. A big thank you to John Hillerup for his thoughtfulness and generosity. Announcements forthcoming.

When I return to Ottawa I will be starting a new job with an NGO. My last job was very corporate and I find that the new job fits my interests and personality much more. It's something I actually have a great deal of care for as opposed to the previous position which while a good solid position was not necessarily in line with my own interests. In short I am really excited about both this trip and the new job.

A Brand New Day (Van Morrison)
When all the dark clouds roll away
And the sun begins to shine
I see my freedom from across the way
And it comes right in on time
Well it shines so bright and it gives so much light
And it comes from the sky above
Makes me feel so free makes me feel like me
And lights my life with love

And it seems like and it feels like
And it seems like yes it feels like
A brand new day, yeah
A brand new day oh

I was lost and double crossed
With my hands behind my back
I was longtime hurt and thrown in the dirt
Shoved out on the railroad track
Ive been used, abused and so confused
And I had nowhere to run
But I stood and looked
And my eyes got hooked
On that beautiful morning sun

And the sun shines down all on the ground
Yeah and the grass is oh so green
And my heart is still and Ive got the will
And I dont really feel so mean
Here it comes, here it comes
0 here it comes right now
And it comes right in on time
Well it eases me and it pleases me
And it satisfies my mind

11/07/2006

I think we all have some notion of the difference between saying I am Canadian and I am a Canadian citizen, or in this case I am American versus I am an American citizen >>>

Lidsville

I swear Sid and Marty Krofft had a three stage plan to screw up a generation and Lidsville, the Land of Living Hats was step three: "The koo koo kookiest"

11/06/2006

Bored on a Wire



One of the great postpunk lps ever is Wire 154. Wire started out writing exceptionally catchy under 2 minute punkpop gems on Pink Flag and began to morph on the followup lp Chairs Missing (which has my all time favourite song "Outdoor Miner"). With their 3rd lp 154, we find the that imaginary recording where Joy Division and Brian Eno collaborate, made real.

Leslie Portrait #01

Moon Disc

There's a shiny bottle cap moon tonight hanging just within reach of the clawing November tree fingers, and to celebrate this portent, I've loaded the moon themed disc that Leslie made for me just before we first met in person into itunes. I noticed that the moon disc itself has become a kind of moon itself as the light was reflecting off of it casting a reflection on the wall.

DAMned if you do DAMned if you don't.

My first impression of the new Denver Art Museum came from an aerial photograph in which it looked like a crumpled cardboard box tossed into the city landscape. The reviews came in this week and they have generally been crushing. The tone of the article "Museum hopes shellacking won't stick", in the Denver Post is downright Canadian tone to it. It's a very self-conscious article that speaks of Denver's desire to be considered a world class city with the stamp of approval coming out of New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, London.

As one reviewer stated, people will still want to see it for themselves. In fact the strong opinions about it stimulate initial interest. It's only if there is a cumulative negative experience for visitors that will tell whether the DAM fails as a showcase. Even if the function of the museum as a place to display art to the public is weak, with time, the DAM will no doubt become an iconic piece of the Denver landscape if for no other reason than it's unique structure makes it a convenient shorthand to signify the city the way the Sydney Opera House, Gaudi's Cathedral or the Eiffel Tower do for their homes.

I'm taking a trip to Colorado soon so I will see it with my own eyes.

11/05/2006

Humanzees?

Is modern man a hybrid chimp?>>

Hybrids

Leslie was telling me that there was a baby mule at the barn today. The mother is a mare who was rescued from an abusive owner and the father would be a donkey. It appears the lucky donkey was making the rounds as 6 other mares rescued from the same place gave birth to mules. Now I knew that a mule was a cross between a horse and a donkey but what was new to me was that this is always a mare and a male donkey whereas a female donkey and a stallion make a hinny.


A Hinny

other crossspecie animals include:
Tigons (male tiger/female lion) and Ligers (female tiger/male lion),

Savannahs (domestic cat and serval)

Wolf/Coyote/Dogs

Zedonks (zebra donkey)

Camas (Camel/Llama)

There are a lot of other cross breed variants especially within the cat family.These are only crossbreeds that were produced sexually. I don't want to even start into all the genetically engineered animals or Chimeras (after the mythical beast). Oh but I can't resist: mouse/human, goat/spider, mouse/pig and mouse/goat. Some of these interesting breeds can be seen at Hemmy.net >>

HR Pufnstuf

I blame this show for everything that's ever gone wrong in my life. The name "Pufnstuf" is obviously a reference to the loads of drugs the creators were doing when they came up with this nightmare. That eye on the boat still creeps me out.



I guess I wasn't the only child for who HR Pufnstuf was the first exit to freaksville. Some comments on it as gathered form IMDB:

"This is a strange,scary,freaky demented show. All I can remember is a
screaming, living flute, bizarro McDonaldland characters and
"Withchy-Poo",by far the scariest villian ever on T.V. The thought of seeing this showagain sends shivers up my spine."Sexsmith2000

"I think some of my deep rooted problems originate from being placed in front
of a television set circa 1969, and letting the hypnotic color-beserk images
of H.R PUFNSTUF seep in." Glen Andreiev

'This show was, to put it kindly, totally insane. I can well understand how
Jack Wild could become an alcoholic after being associated with this
venturein psychedelic entertainment!" Robert L. Folkner

"I have nothing but deep loathing for the anguish and fear that this
dark and frightening series created in the young minds of Australian
children. Every episode ended with the boy struggling to get away from
an evil figure. Isolationism, fear of loss, envy of others, greed,
bullying, self loathing and disconnection with normality were the only
themes and lessons that the children were provided with at every
episode." block letters from Australia

Mike Conners of DC sums it up in a way that represents my own memories of this freak fest.

"This show, and many other Krofft programs (i.e. Lidsville and Land of the
Lost), scared the hell out of me... You'd sit down and watch,
allured by the surreality, the "stranger in a strange land" themes and the
larger than life puppet-like characters. You'd expect a benign Sesame
Street-like program full of soft freindly characters. But in the land of
Krofft all things are slightly twisted, mysterious, surreal. Just look at
the expressions they've sewn into the faces of the characters. Dark man,
dark. You'd be a little tense for the first 15 minutes, but then Freddy the
Flute would bite Witchiepoo on the finger or some hitherto inanimate object
would turn around and talk and freak the hell out of you, push you right
over the cliff into full throttle terror... I remember crying hysterically
and trying explain to my grandmother the freaky stuff that just went down on
TV. She probably thought I was crazy. This stuff permeated my dreams and
nightmares for years. I deeply repressed all things Krofft and then around
age 20 learned that this show actually existed. Boy was I relieved, I hadn't
made it all up." Mike Conner

Brrrrr when I saw that intro for the first time in 35 years it sent shivers up my spine. I truly had a hard time watching it, thats f@*%ed.

Timeless

By request, Heino - Blau Blüht der Enzian



You just don't hear tuba like that anymore.

11/02/2006

It's a week of small fames for Leslie as she paves the way for her Canadian experience beginning with a mention in the Toronto Star

11/01/2006

It's Official: She's a Winner

Last weekend Leslie entered the Halloween Schooling Show
at 'A Rising Star Equestrian Center' and won a handful of Ribbons

Here she is with her yellow ribbon for the Loose Horse Obstacle Course with her pony Sian. They came in 3rd out of 8 beating Lady the $10,000 cow.


Here you can see the red ribbons on her pants that she won for her performance with Wildfire. She came in 2nd place in the English Equitation.


And finally she proudly displays the Great Effort Award ribbon that she won for her imaginative "Pink Feather Faerie" costume that she threw together out of the remains of horse costumes.

Halloween 1999